We’ve seen those parody videos about the “shit Apple fanatics say,” but what about the Android fanatics? Yep, there’s one one those too. If you have an Android fanatic for a friend or happen to be one yourself, there’s a good chance you’ve heard or spoken a few of these beauties.

The parody is pretty spot on, aside from the fact that this fanatic says he has a DROID phone. Android fanatics actually hate when people call Android phones DROID phones. We can blame Verizon’s marketing for that one. So, how many of these sound familiar to you?

• SourceMobilePhoneFinder