As we prepare for another “magical” iPhone announcement from Apple, we thought we’d set the tone for today’s event with a little humor. Could Steve Jobs rise from the dead and use his mastery of marketing to get the world to buy the new iFone 5? Sure, it could happen, I mean, we’ve already seen Tupac make a comeback… right?
Poor Tim Cook.
A “leaked” promo video exposing the soon to be released iPhone 5 has revealed a completely retooled design. The promo video features Apple’s Vice President of iPhone Product Design, and shows off the redesigned iPhone 5 in all of its glory. Apple really outdid themselves this time, and they owe it all to their research department, which studied how customers use their iPhones, concluding that: “people only use iPhones to take pictures of food.”
Nom, nom, nom.
Ever since Back to the Future II came out back in 1989, everyone’s been wondering: “Where are the damn Hoverboards!?” Thankfully, Google’s got you covered. Thanks to a newly released concept video, we now know that Hoverboards are next on Google’s X Labs project list, followed by talking dogs and real life Wolverine claws!
You didn’t really think Google was going to stop at Augmented Reality glasses and self driving cars, did you?
We’ve already shown you how well Android’s Jelly Bean voice search performs in respect to Siri, but one reviewer has managed to uncover a hidden obsession of Siri’s: Siri likes to show you pictures of stallions! After asking Siri and Android’s new voice search a barrage of real world questions, it became apparent Siri only had one thing on the mind: male horses.
Friday the 13th has long been viewed as an unlucky day in America, so much so that one of America’s top grossing horror franchises was named after the superstitious day. While many people are quick to disregard such mumbo jumbo, I’m betting a few Google employees are now believers. It appears Friday the 13th has struck the Googleplex, and after some late night rain, has turned building 44 into Camp Crystal Lake. Rising from the depths of Crystal Lake is the left-for-dead Eclair, hellbent on enacting revenge upon his fellow fun-loving desserts. After a couple attempts to take out Gingerbread, Eclair is finally stopped by a few brave Google employees willing to get their feet wet. All-in-all it was a one-of-a-kind day at Google — let’s hope they never release a sequel.
